THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE
things to call your best friend:
- fucking nerd
- piece of shit
- fuckin egg
- mayonnaise egg
- bitch salad
- meme loving fuck
me when i see my crush
my crush when he/she sees me
- Sarah Paulson: *smiles*
- Me: any argument is invalid
#1 rule of American Horror Story: Only Sarah Paulson may survive but first she must suffer.
#2 Rule of American Horror Story: Lily Rabe shall never survive but she will suffer anyway.
#3 Rule of American Horror Story: Everyone ships the shit of ouf them, even if there isn’t the slightest bit of sexual Tension.